NEW OLIVE ICON MOMENT TY @scwambledeggs
girl in the stall next door to me potentially engaging me in psychological warfare waiting for the other person to leave so the other can shit
i think i shld leave this app …….. i get scared frequently.
scared. scared. scared. afraid
Anonymous asked:
hi olive! when you spam posts like you've been doing, could you please tag them as #spam? it doesnt trigger me or anything i just think its really fucking annoying
you want me to tag every single one or
literally nothing on this earth makes me more uncomfortable than blank walls in ppls living spaces. truly horrifying
idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one
like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting
“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!
idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one
like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting
“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
burned honey knows what’s up
I did not know this about firemen
hi i know nothing abt ttrpgs except dnd can someone tell me why 5e is seen as so bad ? thx
[Terrible stand up routine]
“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*
"It's alright, Fluttershy. Having nightmares is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone gets them eventually. It is a universal situation we all share at the end of the night. What matters is how we deal with it."
"Humor is a common way to cope. It's true. But if it's too fresh for you, it's alright to take some time to process. It sounds like whatever you saw really shook you. Remember to be kind to yourself. Don't force yourself into a confrontation you're not ready for, you dont owe the audience anything. You are allowed to step back to achieve a better sense of mind."
girl in the stall next door to me potentially engaging me in psychological warfare waiting for the other person to leave so the other can shit